A New Take on Life….

Life, as envisioned by Woody Allen, the famed Hollywood Actor cum Director cum Screenwriter cum Comedian cum Musician cum Playwright:

In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.

You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”

Courtesy GoodReads

……. Priceless !!!

4 thoughts on “A New Take on Life….”

  1. hey grt one… where did u get it from

  2. Well, I just chanced upon this… So thought about sharing it.

  3. I completely agree to that . Very interesting and novel thinking !!!

  4. Lol… Woody Allen is considered a creative genius by many, and commands a cult following.

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